if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh
I wish I would have found this before my ex cheated on me.
omg im dying
will probably reblog this for the rest of forever
John Green everyone
I have never before heard my favourite author referred to as a cutie patootie.
But I don’t disagree.
I mean he is kind of adorable
I’ve never not reblogged John Green.
You just want to hug him.
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